Sneak Peak! Legal Briefs

Underpants Press has just secured a supplier for our limited edition, 100% cotton, screenprinted “Legal Briefs.”

These are inspired by written decisions from some of the most notorious legal proceedings to ever occur inside a courtroom. From Dahmer to Bundy, O.J. Simpson and many more!

Printed with eco-friendly inks on our 4-color screenprint process, our Legal Briefs are also available in renewable bamboo or hemp fabrics.

These briefs are perfect for wearing to your favorite BAR (Not for sale in the state of Florida. Sales tax of 11.97% applies to all Arkansas orders.)

Stay tuned for more details!

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5 Responses to “Sneak Peak! Legal Briefs”
  1. Kerry M. Kolsch (was "Seriously alarmed by your obsession") says:

    § 2261A. Stalking

    Whoever—
    (1) travels in interstate or foreign commerce or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, or enters or leaves Indian country, with the intent to kill, injure, harass, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate another person, and in the course of, or as a result of, such travel places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to, or causes substantial emotional distress to that person, a member of the immediate family (as defined in section 115) of that person, or the spouse or intimate partner of that person; or
    (2) with the intent—
    (A) to kill, injure, harass, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person in another State or tribal jurisdiction or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States; or
    (B) to place a person in another State or tribal jurisdiction, or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to—
    (i) that person;
    (ii) a member of the immediate family (as defined in section 115 [1] of that person; or
    (iii) a spouse or intimate partner of that person;
    uses the mail, any interactive computer service, or any facility of interstate or foreign commerce to engage in a course of conduct that causes substantial emotional distress to that person or places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to, any of the persons described in clauses (i) through (iii) of subparagraph (B); [2]
    shall be punished as provided in section 2261 (b) of this title

    • Hello Kerry!
      krissucks@freejobblog.com
      66.229.59.222

      I thought you moved to the UK?
      66.229.59.222 US UNITED STATES FLORIDA MIAMI COMCAST CABLE COMMUNICATIONS HOLDINGS INC

      Also, I don’t recall mentioning your name anywhere on this site, nor have I engaged with you in any way, shape or form. Yet your continued threats to SEVERAL people, and your continued attempts to threaten and intimidate people with your legalese (Don’t you need to be an actual lawyer to call yourself one?) and threats of lawsuits, criminal charges and continuous libel certainly qualifies as stalking.

  2. deez says:

    I just received my order of Legal Briefs, and I have to tell you that these are the most comfortable unperpants ever!!!! Weather you are at home listening to Mick Jigger, or gadding about town in your limonene, you will be impressed! They are Second to None!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  3. Berry Sholsch says:

    I find my nether regions are tingling in anticipation of these wonderful legal briefs. Can you get hold of any with Kerry’s face on them? I would pay top dollar for a set of those! Preferably with some skid marks.

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